Two For Tex
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Boy, the nerves really got to Mark Teixeira during Monday's Home Run Derby. Only 2 HRs from the man currently leading the AL in long-balls? Fortunately, he did at least beat Jason Bay (Pirates) of Canada, who was shut out. Once again, even on America's worst day, we still can beat Canada's ass...

Hopefully for Tex he will be a little more comfortable at the plate during the All Star Game tonight...