Why weren't my parents this cool when I turned 16?
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C'mon...don't we have worse things in the world to worry about than a 16 year old boy getting a stripper for his birthday? Had to be better than whatever I got when I turned 16...clothes, CDs, whatever. Hell, I don't even remember what I got for my 16th birthday...I'm pretty sure this kid will never forget!