I'm In Mourning: Kelly Kapowski Gets Hitched!

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For as long as I can remember, Tiffani Thiessen has been at the top of my list of hottest women alive. It started back in her "Saved By The Bell" days (when she was still known as Tiffani Amber Thiessen) and just continued to grow, through her days on "90210" and especially after that lesbo kiss with Jamie Pressley on "Fastlane."

Now, in a cruel turn of events, just days before my 35th birthday, word comes out that Tiffani has married some spare actor!!! Oh man, this will take me a while to get over...anyone have a tissue?