Note to my friends: If and when I kick the bucket, please pattern my final sendoff after the wacky farewell for author Hunter S. Thompson. The one difference would be that, rather than firing my ashes from a cannon, I just want you to stick my corpse in there. Plus, dress me in an Evel Knievel outfit and fire my body into the Grand Canyon.
Now that would be awesome...
posted by Ty Walker at 10:46 PM
1 Comments:
Well crap.
I've already planned your funeral, but ii involves a shallow trench and a few sacks of quicklime. And that's after I make my Ty Walker suit.
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