Cheaters Never Win...Literally...
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It took 65 home games, but Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle finally broke the Rangers code for hitting success at home. No, it's not the hitter-friendly surroundings of Ameriquest or the fact that the team has some pretty good offensive players. According to Buehrle, the Rangers apparently have a spy out in a centerfield office using some sort of light signals to tip the Texas batters off on what pitch is coming.

Surely, he cannot be serious.

I really would hope if the Rangers were cheating at home that they would have a much better record this season than the current 36-29 at Ameriquest.